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17

Jul

shenanicats:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

14

Jul

eskatoad:

rude

(Source: mkbc)

02

Jul

Person:
I hate musicals
Person:
They're so gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Cop:
Can you tell me what happened?
Me:
He ran into my knife.
Me:
He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble out of nowhere:
HE HAD IT COMIN'

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees)

Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)

6-year old:
Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
Mother:
That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
6-year old:
How did that happen?
Mother:
Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
6-year old:
Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
6-year old:
Hey! Miss!
Lady:
...yes?
6-year old:
You look really pretty in your skirt!
Lady:
Thank you!
*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?

meandmytrustytaser:

That otp that calls each other by any other name but their first names

And then one of them gets hurt.

(Source: taserbeanie)

30

Jun

galadrielles:

GAME OF THRONES + FAVOURITE HOUSES

You Westerosi are all the same. You sew some beast upon a scrap of silk, and suddenly you are all lions or dragons or eagles

(Source: galadrielles)

mermaidskey:

oxidoreductase:

Lavoisier is having none of your shit.

Heeeey so fun fact: the woman in that painting is Lavoisier’s wife, Marie-Anne Pierrette Paulze, who not only acted as Lavoisier’s lab assistant but also translated English and Latin texts into French so he could read them. But she didn’t just translate, she pointed out errors in the chemistry in some of the texts. Her observations of these errors convinced Lavoisier to study combustion, which led to his discovery of oxygen. She was also critical to the publication of Lavoisier’s Elementary Treatise on Chemistry in 1789. She kept strict records of every experiment they conducted together and drew detailed diagrams of all their equipment. She also threw amazing parties and invited all the brightest minds in science so her husband could pick their brains. After Lavoisier was guillotined she secured all of his notebooks and equipment for posterity.
In short: NOBODY KICKS MADAME LAVOISIER OUT OF THE LAB.

mermaidskey:

oxidoreductase:

Lavoisier is having none of your shit.

Heeeey so fun fact: the woman in that painting is Lavoisier’s wife, Marie-Anne Pierrette Paulze, who not only acted as Lavoisier’s lab assistant but also translated English and Latin texts into French so he could read them. But she didn’t just translate, she pointed out errors in the chemistry in some of the texts. Her observations of these errors convinced Lavoisier to study combustion, which led to his discovery of oxygen. She was also critical to the publication of Lavoisier’s Elementary Treatise on Chemistry in 1789. She kept strict records of every experiment they conducted together and drew detailed diagrams of all their equipment. She also threw amazing parties and invited all the brightest minds in science so her husband could pick their brains. After Lavoisier was guillotined she secured all of his notebooks and equipment for posterity.

In short: NOBODY KICKS MADAME LAVOISIER OUT OF THE LAB.

iamlucyspet:

the last one

(Source: poyzn)

(Source: richmond-hammard)